“losing followers”
or
as i like to call it
“narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”
(via fake-mermaid)
I think I’m going to start photoshopping my 3rd grade yearbook picture into the center of all my gifs to cut back on the number of people stealing them.
(via fartgallery)
(Source: headfullofcolor, via strangelingg)
// Reblog if I can anonymously leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.//
If you can’t post it, I win.
If your ask is not up, or you have no anon box, you will not get a message.
Do it, make my day.
My inbox is feeling needy today
I am curious.
(Source: t0ughtitties, via letsrunawayandstartover)
(Source: eatsleepcrap, via majortvjunkie)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza
(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)
instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”
(Source: virtualjew, via laughcentre)
Uncalled for photo of my tush lol!!
“If somebody tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass” 💋💋
i really shouldn't be allowed on the internet
